Friday, September 26, 2008

My own schedule

Man, I need to take a hint from the Republicans running this race.

If it doesn't fit your schedule, ignore it.

A presidential debate? Well, I'm busy right now. How about next week? (John McCain.)

A subpoena? Dude, can't you see I'm on tour? (Todd Palin.)

I get the feeling that McCain's campaign would like to call a time out. Anytime I've ever called time out is because I'm exhausted, and losing whatever game I'm happening to be playing. Or, my shoe's untied.

Would somebody check to see if Senator McCain's shoe is untied, please?

Game on!